school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
Robert Downey Jr.’s reaction to breaking his ankle while filming Iron Man 3 [x]
(Source: robertdowneyjrsbitch)
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!
(Source: onebigmeshi)
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever.
to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’
so
you know
Requested Hulk as Harry Potter
i will never NOT reblog this omg
THE SORTING HAT
This is freaking brilliant. And what’s even better is that it’s so similar to Order of the Phoenix Harry…
Also holy hell Voldemort…
I don’t think you even need to watch/read naruto or know whats going on to know how absolutely ludicrous this is
JESUS CHRIST
I NEED TO CATCH UP
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
oh my sweet crispy jesus on a cracker sasuke no
EXCUSE ME
REACH FOR THE STARS
Lilo and Stitch. The Original “Body Positive” Disney Cartoon.
I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin like the rest of disney girls.
Love this movie
people always say “I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin” but NONE of the characters in that movie are, besides the head alien leader lady, but she’s an ALIEN.
and she’s still got cankles
(Source: delightfuldisney)
nkfr:
So my brother emailed me this picture with the caption “Now WHO could they have had to deal with to make this law….”
Yep that’d be him.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

